The bravest thing I've ever done (The egg timer)
Chapter 1: Growing up Kennedy
Chapter 2: Anti-Nixon youth
Chapter 3: Portrait of the Wiseass as a young man
Chapter 4: How I didn't become an orthodontist
Chapter 5: The guy who made Mike Dukakis so funny
Chapter 6: A different kind of campaign
Chapter 7: Road trip to Little Rock
Chapter 8: White House operator calling
Chapter 9: People who people
Chapter 11: A wet hacking cough on the Presidency
Chapter 12: The way of the spork
Chapter 13: Ghostwriter overexposed
Chapter 14: My thirty-six finest hours
Chapter 15: Comic consigliere
Chapter 16: Apocalypse then
Chapter 17: 2000 zero, zero-party over, oops, out of time!