Football, in spite of itself
The Super Bowl without jock straps
"Beware the pissed off pretty boy"
No one buys tickets to watch a morality play
"We pay him damn well to be neutral"
"Start blow-drying Teddy Koppel's hair 'cause this one's done"
"We don't want you in Los Angeles"
"I'm drunk, I'm stupid, I'm a Pats fan," the man told police
The TV reporter in the Belichick underwear
This man's liver belongs in Canton
"Faith, family, and football...probably not in that order"
"We need a black Charlton Heston"
Just compartmentalize, baby
