A second note from the doctor
Please drug your children
I had sex with Kathie Lee Gifford (and she was amazing)
Nuns, tits, booze and my mom
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome In Utero
Matt Dillon is a giant fag
Your cat sucks fish heads in hell
Grande vente mocha Oprah chai
Does this bomb make my ass look fat?
This is your brain on semen
We'd hate you even if you weren't black
Someone please tell my mom that cell phones cause cancer.
