Chapter 1 In Which the author, much to his surprise, finds himself holding down a job, a real job that could possibly lead to a career, which causes him considerable distress as he envisions his world reduced to swirling acronyms, whereupon his beguiling wife offers him another way, an escape, an alternate road, and together they decide to move to the distant islands of the South Pacific 1
Chapter 2 In Which the author offers some interesting arcana about Vanuatu-its one-hundred-some languages, its history of cannibalism, its cargo cults, its smoldering volcanoes-and arrives on the island of Efate, where he soon gets stuck 14
Chapter 3 In Which the author is confounded by Port Vila, which is not at all like the South Pacific he has known-he does not, for instance, have to eat fish every day-and after dipping into the past, which strikes him as being uncannily like the present, he cannot help but feel that for the whites in Vila it's forever 1900 42
Chapter 4 In Which the author is introduced to kava, which he likes very much, oh yes, very much indeed 54
Chapter 5 In Which the author is reduced to a state of wondrous awe as the prime minister of Vanuatu conspires to sell his country in exchange for a ruby, a giant ruby, which curiously no one is allowed to examine 75
Chapter 6 In Which the author ponders cannibalism and discovers that he just doesn't get it-not at all, cannot get past the icky factor-and so, left to his own devices by his beguiling wife, he decides to seek enlightenment on the island of Malekula, where until recently, within his own lifetime even, they lunched on people 83
Chapter 7 In Which the author experiences his first cyclone, causing him to reconsider his position on Nature-whether he's for it or against it-and after a terrifying encounter with a giant centipede seems to have settled the issue, his wife gives him News, which only complicates the matter further 117
Chapter 8 In Which the author travels to the island of Tanna, where he ascends an active volcano; witnesses the extraordinary Nekowiar ceremony, culminating with the slaughter of two hundred pigs; and meets with villagers deep within the forest who live according to the tenets of kastom, which is another word for naked 134
Chapter 9 In Which the author arrives in Fiji and soon finds himself cavorting with prostitutes, which he acknowledges he shouldn't be doing, especially as his wife is in a family way, but seediness, as usual, has a way of finding him 157
Chapter 10 In Which the author embraces Fijian history and culture, particularly the Fijian national rugby team, and discovers rugby to be very exciting, uplifting even, as he finds that when the national team plays, for an hour or two at least, Fiji is harmonious 173
Chapter 11 In Which the author discovers, shortly after rising from his slumbers, that his backyard has disappeared and that it can be found residing by the shanty down the hill, leaving in its place a cavernous chasm upon which his house is delicately perched, a circumstance that provides him with one more reason to take a holiday, to get away from it all, and so with his wife he travels far, far away to Fiji-that is, the Other Fiji 189
Chapter 12 In Which a child is born, causing much bewilderment for his parents, though fortunately they are soon set straight by Anna, who shows them how to raise a child island-style 200
Chapter 13 In Which the author travels to Savusavu on the island of Vanua Levu, a journey that causes him to reconsider his aversion to flying, and while exploring the island he discovers that even here, in what might be called paradise, there are many yearning for escape 211
Chapter 14 In Which the author and his wife decide to depart the islands of the South Pacific and return to the United States, which strikes most people-even most Americans they know-as utterly insane, all things considered, but they do it anyway, because now, at last, for the first time ever, they find themselves yearning for home 230.
