Unmasked

Overture and beginners

Perseus & Co.

Some enchanted ruin

Auntie Vi

A whiter shade of something that didn't taste very nice in the first place

"Mr Lloyd Webber, do you like cats?"

Enter Timothy Miles Bindon Rice

Teenage operas, pop cantatas

Elvis with mellotron and tambourines

Any dream won't do

"Did Judas Iscariot have God on his side?"

Love changes everything, but ...

JCS meets RSO

Jesus goes to Broadway

A bad case of the Edward Woodwards

Suddenly there's a valet

Syd

Driverless juggernauts hurtling down a hill

Eva and Juan

The long hot summer and the sound of a Paraguayan harp

The song that cleared the dance floors

Imogen and Niccolò

Variations

Really useful

Tell me on a Sunday

"This artfully produced monument to human indecency"

Shaddap and take that look off your face

Mr Mackintosh

"All the characters must be cats"

Growltiger's last stand

Body stockings, leg warmers and meat cleavers

Song and dance, and sleep

"The most obnoxious form of 'music' ever invented"

Miss Sarah Brightman

"Brrrohahaha!!!"

Requiem

Epiphany

"Big change from book"

Year of the Phantom

In another part of the West End forest ...

Mr. Crawford

"Let your soul take you where you want to be!"

Playout music.